英文的幽默故事USNavalCommunicationThisisthetranscriptofanACTUALradioconversationofaUSnavalshipwithCanadianauthoritiesoffthecostofNewfoundlandinOctober
英文的幽默故事
US Naval Communication
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the cost of Newfoundland in October,1995.
Amercians:Plerse divert your course 15 degress to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians:Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Amercians:This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.I say again ,divert YOUR course.
Canadians:No.I say again,you divert YOUR course.
Amercians:THIS IS AIRCRFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN,THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ATLANTIC FLEET.WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,THREECRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.I DEMAMD THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH,OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP
Canadians:We are a lighthouse.Your call.
美海军通信
这是全文的一个实际电台的谈话，美国军舰与加拿大当局关闭的费用纽芬兰省在10月， 1995年。
Amercians ： Plerse转移的程度当然15日向北方，以避免碰撞。
加拿大：建议您转移您的课程15度到南方，以避免碰撞。
Amercians ：这是船长的美国海军ship.I再说一遍，转移你的课程。
加拿大人：第i期再说一遍，你转移你的课程。
Amercians ：这是AIRCRFT林肯号航母的第二大船舶在美国STATES’ATLANTIC FLEET.WE的同时， 3艘驱逐舰， THREECRUISERS和众多的支持VESSELS.I DEMAMD您变更您的课程15度以北，这是一个五度以北或反制措施将进行，以确保安全，这艘船
加拿大人：我们是一家lighthouse.Your电话。
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Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,”School-Go slow”.
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子上写着”学校—-慢行”.
2. Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I’ll be in your hands all day.
Husnband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
女人对她的丈夫(整天都在看报纸)说: 我好希望我是一张报纸,每天都能被你捧在手心.
丈夫:我想也是, 那样的话,我每天可以换一个老婆
小明对老外说“I am sorry”
老外“I am sorry too.”
小明“I am sorry three
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